would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”